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February 9, 2005

And over at Defamer...

I don't always trust what I read at Defamer.com, but this was cute:

"¬… Last night I was finishing a somewhat hearty work out at the 24 Hour Fitness at The Arclight and being the good doobie that I am, I was about to put my mat back in the corner of the gym when I literally ran into this tall hulk of a man ’Äî it was none other than Vince Vaughn himself. We made eye contact ’Äî who knew how tall he actually was’ĶHe gave me a knowing smirk, like he got off on the fact that I actually recognized him’Ķ.I don’Äôt know how he escaped my wandering eye because about five minutes later I ran into him again. Literally. He was in the locker room with his shirt off right by the quarter lockers (as opposed to the lockers one locks with a padlock) and I ran into his behemoth, hairy tit. I’Äôm no vertically challenged man but that Swinger is so freakin’Äô tall’Ķ.looks like V V has been kicking back for awhile because his flabby hairy tit almost caused me to loose focus of the gay porn star changing only steps away from him. Darn that Vince Vaughn. Now that hottie Jesse Metcalfe has been seen a few times at the gym and I just cannot wait to run into him’Ķ"

Posted by Christine at February 9, 2005 8:23 PM
Comments

"behemoth, hairy tit" hahaha what word choice.... funny story.

Posted at: February 9, 2005 9:31 PM

Hi Christine, can you explain to me this story with a few words but simpler? Thank you very much,
Alberta :)

Posted at: February 10, 2005 1:35 AM

MAN!! lmfao.. behemoth Hairy tit lmao.. i started laughing after that one!! that was too funny.. i would of prolly kissed it or something hopefully he wouldn't notice ? lmao

Posted at: February 10, 2005 7:07 AM

I have to admit, I laughed too. But I'm also a little jealous that this guy got to see Vince's chest and I didn't! The chest was wasted on someone who obviously didn't appreciate it like us girls would.

Posted at: February 10, 2005 8:18 AM

LOL, Autumn. I totally agree. Obviously this guy doesn't appreciate a chest like that.

Posted at: February 10, 2005 9:24 AM

Ohh,my gosh ithow it would be to actually meet him I would probably run right into him as I was looking down to the ground, my luck if I did ever meet him then he would give me an awful look and walk away that would be the end of that. although why would I want to see things like that. "IMAGINING"
LAURA

Posted at: February 10, 2005 12:40 PM

hell i imagine walking into him and we actually have a conversation or something.. that would be the happiest moment in my life.. just actually talking to Vince without being red in the face or being embarassed or getting snapped at.. it would be a lovely display! :)

Posted at: February 10, 2005 4:57 PM